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* "honeybees are 715% as conscious as humans while taking up only 1×10⁻⁶ as much biomass. therefore repurposing all the atoms in humans to make up honeybees would result in a 1×10⁵ increase in utility. and thats not even considering all the livestock and wild animals!""as a product manager at discord, it's very important to me that if the user types "from:brob" then the result is something totally useless, and to achieve the desired result they have to type "from:" and the wait for a UI element to appear that will allow them to use the feature"
* "This is how 20% of my day is spent! Staring at react components before theyre hydrated."
* "a general trend in UI / UX is either the designers being stupid and / or assuming the users are stupid."
* "For the majority of people in the room who can't ever hope to understand how to use something like this, it's a large, shiny object to admire."
* "For the majority of people in the room who can't ever hope to understand how to use something like this, it's a large, shiny object to admire."
* "the pursuit for software safety is bad actually because then ill never get to feel the euphoria of getting kernel-level ACE on a 3DS by manually entering 1400 hex digits individually into Flipnote Studio as keyframes ever again"
* "By using AIs as AI therapists and managers, we ensure that whatever insane shenanigans are happening in the backdrop of your business case are never seen by any human eyes."
* "this kind of dense, walkable control flow graph is illegal to build in most american compilers"
* "these tweets are generated by lighthaven's proprietary AI and any tweets you find in poor taste are not necessarily indicative of the views of the organization. they are however, 100% aligned with the unique coherent extrapolation of the totality of all human values"
* "Those skyscrapers formed when two residential plates collided"
* "it reminds you every moment of every day that your community is mortal, and you should be preserving artifacts of its existence in durable artifacts and samizdat"
* "let's grind up the souls of people with poor impulse control and see if money falls out"
* "ummm hey me and the other humans in the gravity well have noticed that ur actually getting near the top. and like so sorry but thats lowkey problematic :/ bc like well still be on the planet :(( sooo yea if u could maybe take accountability and get back in the bucket"
* "gamers have a revealed preference for machines that do not boot or run consistently so this all tracks"
* "it's one central utility function, comrade, what could it take? 1728 goods preferences?"
* "the existence of angel investors implies the existence of demon investors"
* "everybody want to be an original thinker but ain't nobody wanna have an original thought"
* "I remember the first time I had a cleaning lady come over. That night, I understood Alexander the Great, Napoleon, even Galileo, in ways I never could before. I connected to them. And them, to me."
* "French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of "soup du jour" each day."
* "writing a compiler is easier than getting 3 different web browsers to render what you want consistently actually"
* "Just imagining a baby being born and immediately getting visibly pissed off about getting plucked from the aether and interned in modernity"
* ""Seizing the means of production" is a funny phrase when applied to professional business services. What are you planning on taking? PPT templates? Github repos? MacBooks? Bloomberg keyboards? Aerons? The coffee machine?"
* "If you made a deal with the devil to have lots of money, power, and sex in this life but after you die the devil gets to torture you for BusyBeaver(6) seconds, I have some very bad news for you."