From 11667a74eeada3d7ed4217682365ce020f813bd4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: sync Date: Fri, 4 Jul 2025 16:52:45 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] =?UTF-8?q?Edit=20=E2=80=98quotes=E2=80=99:=20Synced=20175?= =?UTF-8?q?1647455801?= MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit --- quotes.myco | 20 +++++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 19 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/quotes.myco b/quotes.myco index 4eb0656..dcb7f63 100644 --- a/quotes.myco +++ b/quotes.myco @@ -1099,4 +1099,22 @@ * "honeybees are 7–15% as conscious as humans while taking up only 1×10⁻⁶ as much biomass. therefore repurposing all the atoms in humans to make up honeybees would result in a 1×10⁵ increase in utility. and thats not even considering all the livestock and wild animals!""as a product manager at discord, it's very important to me that if the user types "from:brob" then the result is something totally useless, and to achieve the desired result they have to type "from:" and the wait for a UI element to appear that will allow them to use the feature" * "This is how 20% of my day is spent! Staring at react components before they’re hydrated." * "a general trend in UI / UX is either the designers being stupid and / or assuming the users are stupid." -* "For the majority of people in the room who can't ever hope to understand how to use something like this, it's a large, shiny object to admire." \ No newline at end of file +* "For the majority of people in the room who can't ever hope to understand how to use something like this, it's a large, shiny object to admire." +* "the pursuit for software safety is bad actually because then i’ll never get to feel the euphoria of getting kernel-level ACE on a 3DS by manually entering 1400 hex digits individually into Flipnote Studio as keyframes ever again" +* "By using AIs as AI therapists and managers, we ensure that whatever insane shenanigans are happening in the backdrop of your business case are never seen by any human eyes." +* "this kind of dense, walkable control flow graph is illegal to build in most american compilers" +* "these tweets are generated by lighthaven's proprietary AI and any tweets you find in poor taste are not necessarily indicative of the views of the organization. they are however, 100% aligned with the unique coherent extrapolation of the totality of all human values" +* "Those skyscrapers formed when two residential plates collided" +* "it reminds you every moment of every day that your community is mortal, and you should be preserving artifacts of its existence in durable artifacts and samizdat" +* "let's grind up the souls of people with poor impulse control and see if money falls out" +* "ummm hey me and the other humans in the gravity well have noticed that ur actually getting near the top. and like so sorry but that’s lowkey problematic :/ bc like we’ll still be on the planet :(( sooo yea if u could maybe take accountability and get back in the bucket" +* "gamers have a revealed preference for machines that do not boot or run consistently so this all tracks" +* "it's one central utility function, comrade, what could it take? 1728 goods preferences?" +* "the existence of angel investors implies the existence of demon investors" +* "everybody want to be an original thinker but ain't nobody wanna have an original thought" +* "I remember the first time I had a cleaning lady come over. That night, I understood Alexander the Great, Napoleon, even Galileo, in ways I never could before. I connected to them. And them, to me." +* "French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of "soup du jour" each day." +* "writing a compiler is easier than getting 3 different web browsers to render what you want consistently actually" +* "Just imagining a baby being born and immediately getting visibly pissed off about getting plucked from the aether and interned in modernity" +* ""Seizing the means of production" is a funny phrase when applied to professional business services. What are you planning on taking? PPT templates? Github repos? MacBooks? Bloomberg keyboards? Aerons? The coffee machine?" +* "If you made a deal with the devil to have lots of money, power, and sex in this life but after you die the devil gets to torture you for BusyBeaver(6) seconds, I have some very bad news for you." \ No newline at end of file