15 lines
684 B
Lua
15 lines
684 B
Lua
return {
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"PotatOS:\nThe OS YOU can rely on.\npastebin run RM13UGFa",
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function() return fetch "https://osmarks.tk/random-stuff/fortune/" end,
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function()
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local p = find_player_nearby()
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if p then
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return ("Hello, %s, armour value %d, health %.1f. We know where you live. Install potatOS."):format(p.account, p.armor, p.health)
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end
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return false
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end,
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"Item Disposal as a Service:\nSend items to EnderStorage Black/Black/Black for them to be automatically disposed of.",
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"ShutdownOS: Shutdown brought to the masses.\nDownload today: pastebin run QcKBFTat",
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"Visit GMart, north of spawn, or else!",
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"Weren't these ads written for CodersNet and not here?"
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} |