return { "PotatOS:\nThe OS YOU can rely on.\npastebin run RM13UGFa", function() return fetch "https://osmarks.tk/random-stuff/fortune/" end, function() local p = find_player_nearby() if p then return ("Hello, %s, armour value %d, health %.1f. We know where you live. Install potatOS."):format(p.account, p.armor, p.health) end return false end, "Item Disposal as a Service:\nSend items to EnderStorage Black/Black/Black for them to be automatically disposed of.", "ShutdownOS: Shutdown brought to the masses.\nDownload today: pastebin run QcKBFTat", "Visit GMart, north of spawn, or else!", "Weren't these ads written for CodersNet and not here?" }