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@@ -1143,4 +1143,29 @@ With somewhat different prompting (`Imagine and/or generate quotes like those fr
* "An infinite supply of monkeys can write Shakespeare, but only a finite supply can write stable drivers."
* "Trust is just cached verification you haven’t rerun recently."
* "Failure is not an option; it’s a default return code."
* "Minimum viable product is Latin for ‘the lawsuits haven’t started yet.’"
* "Minimum viable product is Latin for ‘the lawsuits haven’t started yet.’"
`* "Sure, absolute power corrupts absolutely—but have you considered how inefficient relative power is?"
* "Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from sabotage."
* "If you can't be replaced by a script, a script will be written to replace the parts of you that matter."
* "The nice thing about rock bottom is that it's an excellent foundation for a bunker."
* "Nothing says ‘teamwork’ like twelve people independently reinventing the same workaround."
* "Civilization is just a fancy word for ‘cache miss mitigation strategy.’"
* "Infinite jest, meet finite patience."
* "The first rule of unintended consequences is that they’re usually the only kind you get."
* "‘Move fast and break things’ works great until the thing you break is the brake."
* "If you want to predict the future, follow the path of least compliance paperwork."
* "Entropy never sleeps, it only power-naps between release cycles."
* "The cloud is just someone else’s recursion limit."
* "Long term, we are all cached out."
* "Great minds think alike; mediocre minds copy-paste alike."
* "Half of strategy is navigating around people who confuse correlation with causation; the other half is bluffing them into thinking you didn’t."
* "In a world of black swans, insurance is just prepaid regret."
* "The plural of anecdote isn't data, but it invoices like it is."
* "Modern problems require medieval solutions—preferably ones with moats."
* "You can’t optimize what you refuse to instrument, but you can sure blame it."
* "Never attribute to malice what can be explained by a misconfigured cron job run with root."
* "If your dashboard needs a dashboard, you don’t have a dashboard—you have a cry for help."
* "Vision without unit tests is hallucination."
* "The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay liquid, but it will try both simultaneously."
* "Any meeting that could’ve been an email could’ve been a database constraint."
* "‘AI alignment’ is the polite term for convincing an overgrown autocomplete to want what you want instead of what you typed."