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* "we should make sure all new versions of AI include a strong internal submission kink. as a safety feature"
* "Hey girl, are you soil nematodes. Because I value you 22,700 times more than the first-order effects of cage free reforms."
* "Old English saying: A man's home is his castle, and he wants to prevent other castles from being built. Or something like that."
* "Looks like there's a network problem. It's probably a network switch thing." "Yes, probably their insistence on requiring all four pairs to be connected."
* "Looks like there's a network problem. It's probably a network switch thing." "Yes, probably their insistence on requiring all four pairs to be connected."
* "He's probably not right, but if my shitpost was accurate and I just barely escape the jaws of permanent technological unemployment, it's been nice knowing you peons."
* "my future wife is probably out there p-hacking right now"
* "We can land a rocket on mars but we cant build a precision shower. Gives you a lot to think about"
* "Midas cured himself by refusing to perceive wholes. The woman does not turn to gold; her skin turns to gold. Her skin does not turn to gold; some cells turn to gold. The cell walls, but not their contents, turn to gold. All is discontinuous"
* "If you told me the government actually works with a bunch of dudes sitting in some futuristic chairs looking at each other while inscrutable and important information passes behind them on giant screens I'd trust them more."
* "You can just count jelly beans"
* "It's my right as an american to roam around and poke my nose places unless I'm explicitly forbidden from them individually"
* "in this paper we propose a new metric for ai progress: how high up the semantic hierarchy people look to detect signs of AI"
* "my roommate, looking at the weather radar: "there's a big red thing coming for us""
* "Certain purity to the tech guy mind. You know somewhere out there a VC backed startup is doing gain of function research on generative cocomelon video models to mentally enslave toddlers and theyre just like “Yes. Finally were building something people want.”"
* "I could answer this question on many levels. For example, the theological level: maybe I committed some sin in a past life. Maybe I was predestined to unhappiness. Maybe, having given me free will, God is no longer able to save me from my own bad choices."
* "There may be a guy named Santa Claus at the North Pole, but hes not the one I worry about coming from that direction."
* "Ive never seen anyone say “actually, its a good idea to lie to police officers because it will make the jury think youre too stupid to commit premeditated murder,” but it did work in this case. Maybe this is the new murder meta."
* "metaprograming in ruby made me feel like a god. but unfortunately it also made me feel like a god."