diff --git a/assets/js/page.js b/assets/js/page.js
index 546498d..01fb974 100644
--- a/assets/js/page.js
+++ b/assets/js/page.js
@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@ if ("serviceWorker" in navigator) {
 }
 
 // https://stackoverflow.com/questions/7616461/generate-a-hash-from-string-in-javascript
-const hash = function(str, seed = 0) {
+const hashString = function(str, seed = 0) {
     let h1 = 0xdeadbeef ^ seed, h2 = 0x41c6ce57 ^ seed
     for (let i = 0, ch; i < str.length; i++) {
         ch = str.charCodeAt(i)
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ const hash = function(str, seed = 0) {
     return 4294967296 * (2097151 & h2) + (h1>>>0)
 }
 
-const colHash = (str, saturation = 100, lightness = 70) => `hsl(${hash(str) % 360}, ${saturation}%, ${lightness}%)`
+const colHash = (str, saturation = 100, lightness = 70) => `hsl(${hashString(str) % 360}, ${saturation}%, ${lightness}%)`
 
 // Arbitrary Points code, wrapped in an IIFE to not pollute the global environment much more than it already is
 window.points = (() => {
@@ -110,6 +110,12 @@ window.points = (() => {
             conditions: "posting a comment",
             points: 30.5,
             description: "You (probably, the detection isn't 100% accurate) posted a comment! Enjoy expressing your opinion (or random meaningless message) to random internet people!"
+        },
+        aprilFools: {
+            title: "April Folly",
+            conditions: "visiting on April Fools' Day",
+            description: "Enjoy being... April Fooled? Good luck getting this, speedrunners.",
+            points: 16.0303
         }
     }
 
@@ -245,6 +251,11 @@ window.points = (() => {
         if (metrics.get("pagesVisited") > 64) {
             unlockAchievement("pagesVisited64")
         }
+        const now = new Date()
+        if (now.getUTCMonth() === 3 && now.getUTCDate() === 1) {
+        //if (now.getUTCMonth() === 2 && now.getUTCDate() === 22) {
+            unlockAchievement("aprilFools")
+        }
     })
 
     setInterval(() => {
diff --git a/assets/sw.js b/assets/sw.js
index 8ce7fe3..3621018 100644
--- a/assets/sw.js
+++ b/assets/sw.js
@@ -35,7 +35,9 @@ self.addEventListener("activate", event => {
 
 const ignorePaths = [
     "/isso",
-    "/infipage"
+    "/infipage",
+    "/wsthing",
+    "/random-stuff"
 ]
 
 const shouldRespond = req => {
@@ -85,4 +87,4 @@ self.addEventListener("fetch", event => {
     if (shouldRespond(event.request)) {
         event.respondWith(getResponse(event.request))
     }
-})
\ No newline at end of file
+})