From b172d557134b19eb3f2f2388586ca7800988224b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: osmarks <osmarks@protonmail.com>
Date: Wed, 24 Feb 2021 10:30:34 +0000
Subject: [PATCH] flappy bird & otherstuff update

---
 assets/offline.html | 6 ++++++
 blog/other-stuff.md | 1 +
 2 files changed, 7 insertions(+)

diff --git a/assets/offline.html b/assets/offline.html
index 358c7b6..00f6cc9 100644
--- a/assets/offline.html
+++ b/assets/offline.html
@@ -16,7 +16,13 @@ comments: off
     <li>???</li>
 </ul>
 This site uses a service worker to provide a limited offline mode, but it doesn't work for everything (dynamic pages, ones requiring a bit of server logic, the comments system, pages which haven't been cached), so you are being shown this instead.
+Please enjoy the below "flappy bird" game until your connection comes back, thanks to palaiologos (click or press space).
 </p>
+<!--experimental miniaturized bird (flappy) (contributed by palaiologos and tweaked by me inelegantly)-->
+<canvas style="border: 1px solid black"></canvas>
 <script defer>
+const q = document.querySelector("canvas")
+let canstart = true
+J=q.width=q.height=500;Q='50px monospace';with(Math)with(C=q.getContext`2d`)with(X=Y=R=0,init=e=(e=>{w=f=Y=X=0,R=1,H=250,q.focus(),canstart=false,V=-10,P=[],(F=(e=>{e-w>1/60&&(Y&&(V=-10,Y=0),H+=V,V+=.8,P.forEach(e=>e.P-=3),f%50||P.push({P:J,L:150+(0|200*random()),C:'rgb('+255*random()+','+255*random()+','+255*random()+')'}),(P.some(e=>abs(e.L-H+2)>60&&0<e.P&&e.P<25)||H>J||H<0)&&(R=0,setTimeout(e=>{font=Q,fillStyle='red',fillText(':(',50,90),canstart=true},99)),clearRect(0,0,J,J),P.forEach(e=>{with(e){fillStyle=C,fillRect(P,0,20,L-60),fillRect(P,L+60,20,J-(L+60))}}),fillStyle='red',fillRect(20,H,10,10),font=Q,fillStyle='red',fillText(ceil(f/50-10/3),40,40),f++,w=e),R&&requestAnimationFrame(F)}))()}),document)onkeydown=(e=>{' '==e.key&&R?++Y:' '==e.key; if (canstart) {init()}}),onmousedown=(e=>{R&&++Y; if (canstart) {init()}});
 window.addEventListener("load", function() { if ("points" in window) { points.unlockAchievement("offline") }})
 </script>
diff --git a/blog/other-stuff.md b/blog/other-stuff.md
index 660bd76..e8a0f78 100644
--- a/blog/other-stuff.md
+++ b/blog/other-stuff.md
@@ -38,6 +38,7 @@ Obviously this is just stuff *I* like; you might not like it, which isn't really
 * [Schlock Mercenary](https://www.schlockmercenary.com/), a *very* long-running space opera webcomic. It's been running for something like 20 years, and the art and such improve over time.
 * [Freefall](http://freefall.purrsia.com/), a hard-science-fiction webcomic.
 * [Mage Errant](https://www.goodreads.com/series/252085-mage-errant) - a moderately-long-by-now fantasy series with a really interesting world.
+* [Arcane Ascension](https://www.goodreads.com/series/201441-arcane-ascension) - fun progression fantasy series with (... like most of these, actually) worldbuilding I like and good characters. I have only read the first two, since I'm writing this just as the third came out
 
 Special mentions (i.e. "I haven't gotten around to reading these but they are well-reviewed and sound interesting") to:
 * [The Divine Cities](https://www.goodreads.com/series/159695-the-divine-cities) by Robert Jackson Bennet.