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@ -13,32 +13,54 @@ jargonWords = {
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["TCP", "HTTP", "SDD", "RAM", "GB", "CSS", "SSL", "AGP", "SQL", "FTP", "PCI", "AI", "ADP",
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"RSS", "XML", "EXE", "COM", "HDD", "THX", "SMTP", "SMS", "USB", "PNG", "PHP", "UDP",
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"TPS", "RX", "ASCII", "CD-ROM", "CGI", "CPU", "DDR", "DHCP", "BIOS", "IDE", "IP", "MAC",
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"MP3", "AAC", "PPPoE", "SSD", "SDRAM", "VGA", "XHTML", "Y2K", "GUI", "EPS"],
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"MP3", "AAC", "PPPoE", "SSD", "SDRAM", "VGA", "XHTML", "Y2K", "GUI", "EPS", "SATA", "SAS",
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"VM", "LAN", "DRAM", "L3", "L2", "DNS", "UEFI", "UTF-8", "DDOS"],
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adjectives:
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["auxiliary", "primary", "back-end", "digital", "open-source", "virtual", "cross-platform",
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"redundant", "online", "haptic", "multi-byte", "bluetooth", "wireless", "1080p", "neural",
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"optical", "solid state", "mobile", "unicode", "backup", "high speed", "56k", "analog",
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"fiber optic", "central", "visual", "ethernet", "Griswold"],
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"fiber optic", "central", "visual", "ethernet", "Griswold", "binary", "ternary",
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"secondary", "web-scale", "persistent", "Java"
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],
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nouns:
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["driver", "protocol", "bandwidth", "panel", "microchip", "program", "port", "card",
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"array", "interface", "system", "sensor", "firewall", "hard drive", "pixel", "alarm",
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"feed", "monitor", "application", "transmitter", "bus", "circuit", "capacitor", "matrix",
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"address", "form factor", "array", "mainframe", "processor", "antenna", "transistor",
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"virus", "malware", "spyware", "network", "internet", "field", "acutator", "tetryon",
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"beacon", "resonator"],
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"beacon", "resonator", "diode", "oscillator", "vertex", "shader", "cache", "platform",
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"hyperlink", "device", "encryption", "node", "headers", "botnet", "applet", "satellite",
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"Unix", "byte"],
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participles:
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["backing up", "bypassing", "hacking", "overriding", "compressing", "copying", "navigating",
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"indexing", "connecting", "generating", "quantifying", "calculating", "synthesizing",
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"inputting", "transmitting", "programming", "rebooting", "parsing", "shutting down",
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"injecting", "transcoding", "encoding", "attaching", "disconnecting", "networking",
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"triaxilating", "multiplexing", "interplexing", "rewriting", "transducing",
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"acutating", "polarising"
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"acutating", "polarising", "diffracting", "modulating", "demodulating", "vectorizing",
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"compiling", "jailbreaking", "proxying", "Linuxing"
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]};
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// Generates a random piece of jargon
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function jargon() {
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let raw = choose(jargonWords.participles) + " " + choose(jargonWords.adjectives) + " " +
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choose(jargonWords.acronyms) + " " + choose(jargonWords.nouns);
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var choice = Math.random()
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if (choice > 0.5) {
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var thing = choose(jargonWords.adjectives) + " " + choose(jargonWords.acronyms)
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} else if (choice > 0.1) {
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var thing = choose(jargonWords.acronyms) + " " + choose(jargonWords.adjectives)
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} else {
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var thing = choose(jargonWords.adjectives) + " " + choose(jargonWords.acronyms) + " " + choose(jargonWords.nouns)
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}
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thing += " " + choose(jargonWords.nouns)
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if (Math.random() > 0.3) {
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var raw = choose(jargonWords.participles) + " " + thing
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} else {
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var raw = thing + " " + choose(jargonWords.participles)
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.replace("overriding", "overriden")
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.replace("shutting", "shut")
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.replace("ying", "ied")
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.replace("ing", "ed")
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}
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return raw.capitalizeFirstLetter()
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}
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@ -158,7 +180,22 @@ function GuiHacker(){
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'Encryption Unsuccesful Attempting Retry...',
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'Waiting for response...',
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'....Searching...',
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'Calculating Space Requirements '
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'Calculating Space Requirements',
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"nmap 192.168.1.0/24 -p0-65535",
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"Rescanning Databases...",
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"Hacking all IPs simultaneously...",
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"All webs down, activating proxy",
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"rm -rf --no-preserve-root /",
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"Hacking military satellite network...",
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"Guessing password...",
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"Trying 'password123'",
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"Activating Extra Monitors...",
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"Typing Faster...",
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"Checking StackOverflow",
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"Locating crossbows...",
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"Enabling algorithms and coding",
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"Collapsing Subdirectories...",
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"Enabling Ping Wall..."
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];
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this.isProcessing = false;
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this.processTime = 0;
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