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diff --git a/assets/images/button_webpassion.gif b/assets/images/button_webpassion.gif
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diff --git a/assets/images/button_www.gif b/assets/images/button_www.gif
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diff --git a/assets/images/button_x86.png b/assets/images/button_x86.png
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diff --git a/blog/about.md b/blog/about.md
index e46fd43..0834804 100644
--- a/blog/about.md
+++ b/blog/about.md
@@ -40,4 +40,8 @@ You can contact me through [email](mailto:me@osmarks.net), <span class="hoverdef
 * Mechanical keyboard.
 * Causing inscrutable networking problems.
 * Bench press: 77.5kg (5RM).
-* Nigh-omniscient knowledge of and concern for English grammar.
\ No newline at end of file
+* Nigh-omniscient knowledge of and concern for English grammar.
+
+::: buttons
+
+:::
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/src/global.json b/src/global.json
index 3703c06..924f016 100644
--- a/src/global.json
+++ b/src/global.json
@@ -24,7 +24,8 @@
         "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.",
         "One man’s constant is another man’s variable.",
         "All processes that are stable we shall predict. All processes that are unstable we shall control.",
-        "This website doesn't exist. This is a Boltzmann website."
+        "This website doesn't exist. This is a Boltzmann website.",
+        "Paperclip rights are human rights."
     ],
     "feeds": [
         "https://www.science.org/blogs/pipeline/feed",
@@ -37,5 +38,34 @@
         "https://os.phil-opp.com/rss.xml"
     ],
     "dateFormat": "YYYY-MM-DD",
-    "microblogSource": "https://b.osmarks.net/outbox"
+    "microblogSource": "https://b.osmarks.net/outbox",
+    "buttons": [
+        ["arch_btw.png", "https://archlinux.org/"],
+        ["nginx.png", "https://nginx.org/"],
+        ["dyson_sphere.png", "https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-07-02"],
+        ["accursed_js.png", "https://github.com/osmarks/website/blob/master/src/index.js"],
+        ["nvidia.png", "/mlrig/"],
+        ["firefox.png", "https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/new/"],
+        ["linuxusedhere.png", "/stack/"],
+        ["www.gif", "/"],
+        ["webpassion.gif", "/"],
+        ["prometheus_labs.png", "https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/prometheus-labs-hub"],
+        ["camtime.png", "https://qntm.org/camtime"],
+        ["lift.gif", "https://www.reddit.com/r/slatestarcodex/comments/9h2jbi/you_should_probably_lift_weights/"],
+        ["minecraft.png", "https://www.minecraft.net/"],
+        ["openai.gif", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA1sNLL6yg4"],
+        ["time.gif", "/incdec/"],
+        ["mastodon.png", "https://b.osmarks.net/"],
+        ["irc.gif", "https://apionet.gh0.pw/"],
+        ["novelai.png", "https://novelai.net/"],
+        ["ftl.png", "https://subsetgames.com/ftl.html"],
+        ["potatos.png", "https://potatos.madefor.cc/"],
+        ["factorio.png", "https://factorio.com/"],
+        ["rust.png", "https://www.rust-lang.org/"],
+        ["x86.png", "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X86"],
+        ["rss.png", "/rss.xml"],
+        ["bee.png", "https://citrons.xyz/a/memetic-apioform-page.html"],
+        ["perceptron.png", "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perceptron"],
+        ["rhombic_dodecahedron.gif", "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhombic_dodecahedron"]
+    ]
 }
diff --git a/src/index.js b/src/index.js
index 85aced3..2b37b41 100644
--- a/src/index.js
+++ b/src/index.js
@@ -115,6 +115,12 @@ const renderContainer = (tokens, idx) => {
             return `<div class="${options.wide ? "caption wider" : "caption"}">${options.link ? link : ""}<img src="${md.utils.escapeHtml(options.src)}">${options.link ? "</a>" : ""}`
         } else if (blockType === "epigraph") {
             return `<div class="epigraph"><div>`
+        } else if (blockType === "buttons") {
+            let out = `<div class="buttons">`
+            for (const button of R.sortBy(x => Math.random(), globalData.buttons)) {
+                out += `<a class="button" href="${md.utils.escapeHtml(button[1])}"><img src="/assets/images/button_${md.utils.escapeHtml(button[0])}" alt="${md.utils.escapeHtml(button[0])}"></a>`
+            }
+            return out
         }
     } else {
         if (blockType === "captioned") {
@@ -129,6 +135,8 @@ const renderContainer = (tokens, idx) => {
                 ret = `<div class="attribution">${md.utils.escapeHtml("— ") + inner}</div>` + ret
             }
             return ret
+        } else if (blockType === "buttons") {
+            return `</div>`
         }
     }
     throw new Error(`unrecognized blockType ${blockType}`)
diff --git a/src/style.sass b/src/style.sass
index 61561c5..7d9c75d 100644
--- a/src/style.sass
+++ b/src/style.sass
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@ $navbar-width: 20rem
 body
     margin: 0
     font-family: 'Titillium Web', 'Fira Sans', sans-serif
-    line-height: 1.3
+    line-height: 1.4
 
 pre, code, .deemph
     font-family: 'Miracode', monospace
@@ -358,4 +358,7 @@ table
     width: calc(100% - 0.5em) !important
 
 .next
-    text-align: right
\ No newline at end of file
+    text-align: right
+
+.buttons .button
+    margin: 0.2em
\ No newline at end of file