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HTML
23 lines
1.1 KiB
HTML
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title: You Are Probably Offline
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comments: off
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---
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<p>If you're seeing this page and this message, then:
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<ul>
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<li>you are offline.</li>
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<li>this site is offline.</li>
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<li>the "internet" connection on your end or this site's is limited somehow and so you can't connect.</li>
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<li>you decided to look at the source or something and found this page.</li>
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<li>the Earth has been destroyed or nuclear war has occured, threatening the integrity of the DNS system.</li>
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<li>Contingency Iota has been initiated.</li>
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<li>your browser is being weird.</li>
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<li>I broke something somewhere quite badly.</li>
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<li>your internet connection is too high-latency - the timeout on requests is 5 seconds.</li>
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<li>???</li>
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</ul>
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This site uses a service worker to provide a limited offline mode, but it doesn't work for everything (dynamic pages, ones requiring a bit of server logic, the comments system, pages which haven't been cached), so you are being shown this instead.
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</p>
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<script defer>
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window.addEventListener("load", function() { if ("points" in window) { points.unlockAchievement("offline") }})
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</script>
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