local mat = peripheral.wrap "front" mat.setPaletteColor(colors.black, 0) mat.setPaletteColor(colors.green, 0x0cff0c) mat.setPaletteColor(colors.red, 0xff0000) mat.setTextScale(0.5) mat.setTextColor(colors.green) term.redirect(mat) local jargonWords = { acronyms = {"TCP", "HTTP", "SDD", "RAM", "GB", "CSS", "SSL", "AGP", "SQL", "FTP", "PCI", "AI", "ADP", "RSS", "XML", "EXE", "COM", "HDD", "THX", "SMTP", "SMS", "USB", "PNG", "PHP", "UDP", "TPS", "RX", "ASCII", "CD-ROM", "CGI", "CPU", "DDR", "DHCP", "BIOS", "IDE", "IP", "MAC", "MP3", "AAC", "PPPoE", "SSD", "SDRAM", "VGA", "XHTML", "Y2K", "GUI", "EPS", "SATA", "SAS", "VM", "LAN", "DRAM", "L3", "L2", "DNS", "UEFI", "UTF-8", "DDOS", "HDMI", "GPU", "RSA", "AES", "L7", "ISO", "HTTPS", "SSH", "SIMD", "GNU", "PDF", "LPDDR5", "ARM", "RISC", "CISC", "802.11", "5G", "LTE", "3GPP", "MP4", "2FA", "RCE", "JBIG2", "ISA", "PCIe", "NVMe", "SHA", "QR", "CUDA", "IPv4", "IPv6", "ARP", "DES", "IEEE", "NoSQL", "UTF-16", "ADSL", "ABI", "TX", "HEVC", "AVC", "AV1", "ASLR", "ECC", "HBA", "HAL", "SMT", "RPC", "JIT", "LCD", "LED", "MIME", "MIMO", "LZW", "LGA", "OFDM", "ORM", "PCRE", "POP3", "SMTP", "802.3", "PSU", "RGB", "VLIW", "VPS", "VPN", "XMPP", "IRC", "GNSS"}, adjectives = {"auxiliary", "primary", "back-end", "digital", "open-source", "virtual", "cross-platform", "redundant", "online", "haptic", "multi-byte", "Bluetooth", "wireless", "1080p", "neural", "optical", "solid state", "mobile", "unicode", "backup", "high speed", "56k", "analog", "fiber optic", "central", "visual", "ethernet", "Griswold", "binary", "ternary", "secondary", "web-scale", "persistent", "Java", "cloud", "hyperscale", "seconday", "cloudscale", "software-defined", "hyperconverged", "x86", "Ethernet", "WiFi", "4k", "gigabit", "neuromorphic", "sparse", "machine learning", "authentication", "multithreaded", "statistical", "nonlinear", "photonic", "streaming", "concurrent", "memory-safe", "C", "electromagnetic", "nanoscale", "high-level", "low-level", "distributed", "accelerated", "base64", "purely functional", "serial", "parallel", "compute", "graphene", "recursive", "denormalized", "orbital", "networked", "autonomous", "applicative", "acausal", "hardened", "category-theoretic", "ultrasonic"}, nouns = {"driver", "protocol", "bandwidth", "panel", "microchip", "program", "port", "card", "array", "interface", "system", "sensor", "firewall", "hard drive", "pixel", "alarm", "feed", "monitor", "application", "transmitter", "bus", "circuit", "capacitor", "matrix", "address", "form factor", "array", "mainframe", "processor", "antenna", "transistor", "virus", "malware", "spyware", "network", "internet", "field", "acutator", "tetryon", "beacon", "resonator", "diode", "oscillator", "vertex", "shader", "cache", "platform", "hyperlink", "device", "encryption", "node", "headers", "botnet", "applet", "satellite", "Unix", "byte", "Web 3", "metaverse", "microservice", "ultrastructure", "subsystem", "call stack", "gate", "filesystem", "file", "database", "bitmap", "Bloom filter", "tensor", "hash table", "tree", "optics", "silicon", "hardware", "uplink", "script", "tunnel", "server", "barcode", "exploit", "vulnerability", "backdoor", "computer", "page", "regex", "socket", "platform", "IP", "compiler", "interpreter", "nanochip", "certificate", "API", "bitrate", "acknowledgement", "layout", "satellite", "shell", "MAC", "PHY", "VLAN", "SoC", "assembler", "interrupt", "directory", "display", "functor", "bits", "logic", "sequence", "procedure", "subnet", "invariant", "monad", "endofunctor", "borrow checker"}, participles = {"backing up", "bypassing", "hacking", "overriding", "compressing", "copying", "navigating", "indexing", "connecting", "generating", "quantifying", "calculating", "synthesizing", "inputting", "transmitting", "programming", "rebooting", "parsing", "shutting down", "injecting", "transcoding", "encoding", "attaching", "disconnecting", "networking", "triaxilating", "multiplexing", "interplexing", "rewriting", "transducing", "acutating", "polarising", "diffracting", "modulating", "demodulating", "vectorizing", "compiling", "jailbreaking", "proxying", "Linuxing", "quantizing", "multiplying", "scanning", "interpreting", "routing", "rerouting", "tunnelling", "randomizing", "underwriting", "accessing", "locating", "rotating", "invoking", "utilizing", "normalizing", "hijacking", "integrating", "type-checking", "uploading", "downloading", "allocating", "receiving", "decoding"} } local hcresponses = { 'Authorizing ', 'Authorized...', 'Access Granted..', 'Going Deeper....', 'Compression Complete.', 'Compilation of Data Structures Complete..', 'Entering Security Console...', 'Encryption Unsuccesful Attempting Retry...', 'Waiting for response...', '....Searching...', 'Calculating Space Requirements', "nmap 192.168.1.0/24 -p0-65535", "Rescanning Databases...", "Hacking all IPs simultaneously...", "All webs down, activating proxy", "rm -rf --no-preserve-root /", "Hacking military satellite network...", "Guessing password...", "Trying 'password123'", "Activating Extra Monitors...", "Typing Faster...", "Checking StackOverflow", "Locating crossbows...", "Enabling algorithms and coding", "Collapsing Subdirectories...", "Enabling Ping Wall...", "Obtaining sunglasses...", "Rehashing hashes.", "Randomizing numbers.", "Greening text...", "Accessing system32", "'); DROP DATABASE system;--", "...Nesting VPNs...", "Opening Wireshark.", "Breaking fifth wall....", "Flipping arrows and applying yoneda lemma", "Rewriting in Rust" } local function choose(arr) return arr[math.random(1, #arr)] end local function capitalize_first(s) return s:sub(1, 1):upper() .. s:sub(2) end local function jargon() local choice = math.random() local thing if choice > 0.5 then thing = choose(jargonWords.adjectives) .. " " .. choose(jargonWords.acronyms) elseif choice > 0.1 then thing = choose(jargonWords.acronyms) .. " " .. choose(jargonWords.adjectives) else thing = choose(jargonWords.adjectives) .. " " .. choose(jargonWords.acronyms) .. " " .. choose(jargonWords.nouns) end thing = thing .. " " .. choose(jargonWords.nouns) local out if math.random() > 0.3 then out = choose(jargonWords.participles) .. " " .. thing else out = thing .. " " .. choose(jargonWords.participles) :gsub("writing", "wrote") :gsub("breaking", "broken") :gsub("overriding", "overriden") :gsub("shutting", "shut") :gsub("ying", "ied") :gsub("ing", "ed") end return capitalize_first(out) end local function lgen(cs, n) local out = {} for i = 1, n do local r = math.random(1, #cs) table.insert(out, cs:sub(r, r)) end return table.concat(out) end local function scarynum() local r = math.random() if r > 0.7 then return lgen("0123456789abcdef", 16) elseif r > 0.4 then return lgen("01", 32) else return tostring(math.random()) end end while true do local r = math.random(1, 3) if r == 1 then print(jargon()) elseif r == 2 then for i = 1, math.random(1, 3) do write(scarynum() .. " ") end print() else print(choose(hcresponses)) end if math.random() < 0.005 then term.setTextColor(colors.red) print "Terminated" term.setTextColor(colors.green) end sleep(math.random() * 0.5) end