Fix accreted software horrors
- Internal CC changes break hacky stacktrace thing - CraftOS-PC refuses to boot it due to some bizarre issue with ipairs - Superglobals backend (JSON storage service) replaced with new RSAPI service due to downtime - Internal CC changes break incomplete FS overlay mechanism (implement full version) - Chuck Norris joke API service broke (replace with another)
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@ -114,12 +114,19 @@ Here's a list of some of the more useful and/or consistently available functions
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- "[ANTIMEME EXPUNGED]"
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- "POTATOS UNINSTALLATION REQUIRES ANSWERING HARD MATH PROBLEMS" - 3d6, 2020
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- "Pastebin's SMART filters have detected potentially offensive or questionable content in your paste. The content you are trying to publish has been deemed potentially offensive or questionable by our filters" - Pastebin, 2020
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- "Apparently using macro keybinds mod to automatically execute /suicide upon hearing the word "potatOS" in chat would be abused by players" - AlexDevs, 2021
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- "PotatOS is the season for the next two years and the other two are the best things to do with the other people in the world and I have to be a good person to be a good friend to the person that is in a good way to get the new update and then I have to go to the doctor and then go to the doctor and then go to the doctor" - Autocomplete, 2020
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- "why is there an interpret brain[REDACTED] command?"
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- "Gollark: your garbage OS and your spread of it destroyed the mob farm." - steamport, 2020
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- "anyways, could you kindly not install potatos on all my stuff?" - Terrariola, 2019
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- "wHy dO HaLf oF ThEsE HaVe pOtAtOs rEmOtElY InStAlLeD?" - Terrariola, 2023
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- "pastebin run RM13UGFa"
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- "i don't want to see that program/OS/whatever you call it on this server ever again" - Yemmel, 2020
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- "PotatOS is many, varied, ever-changing, and eternal. Fighting it is like fighting a many-headed monster, which, each time a neck is severed, sprouts a head even fiercer and cleverer than before. You are fighting that which is unfixed, mutating, indestructible." - someone
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- "go use potatos or something" - SwitchCraft3 (official), 2023
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- "a lot of backup time is spent during potatos" - Lemmmy, 2022
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- "potatOS is as steady as a rock" - BlackDragon, 2021
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- "PotatOS would be a nice religion" - piguman3, 2022
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## Disclaimer
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manifest
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{"hash":"4859d01783c3744ca90f6f772c5a80110861654f7382d9bf527c3a9dd978a77d","sig":"37f69d27695120820dd0c07c2e638009aad0857a0b5cdbb7858df8fba6bc447b4f3fa2f399acb06f1630"}
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{"hash":"4de0f8c3b0fb376356fd2573389b19c664342a577519d9ee75fe2c264df34d8b","sig":"03687bd0a59990e8a6efa67aed998173f99809b00a5533771c605b743388192dde3924a8d78a79285c0b"}
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File diff suppressed because it is too large
Load Diff
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{
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"dependencies": {
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"luabundler": "^1.2.2"
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}
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}
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local res = table.pack(_xpcall(function() return fn(unpack(args)) end, traceback)) if not res[1] then trace = traceback("stack_trace.lua:1:") end
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local ok, err = res[1], res[2]
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if not ok and err ~= nil then
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-- PS#EAB415D8: CC now uses error sentinel things in some places; we do not want to make those strings
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if not ok and err ~= nil and type(err) == "string" then
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trace = trim_traceback(err, trace)
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-- Find the position where the stack traceback actually starts
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end
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return out
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end
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-- magic from http://lua-users.org/wiki/SplitJoin
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-- split string into lines
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local function lines(str)
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local t = {}
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local function helper(line)
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table.insert(t, line)
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return ""
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end
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helper((str:gsub("(.-)\r?\n", helper)))
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return t
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end
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-- Fetch the contents of URL "u"
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local function fetch(u)
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end
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-- Make a read handle for a string
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-- PS#8FE487EF: Incompletely implemented handle behaviour lead to strange bugs on recent CC
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local function make_handle(text)
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local lines = lines(text)
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local h = {line = 0}
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local h = {}
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local cursor = 1
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function h.close() end
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function h.readLine() h.line = h.line + 1 return lines[h.line] end
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function h.readAll() return text end
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function h.readLine(with_trailing)
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if cursor >= text:len() then return nil end
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local lt_start, lt_end = text:find("\r?\n", cursor)
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lt_start = lt_start or (text:len() + 1)
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lt_end = lt_end or (text:len() + 1)
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local seg = text:sub(cursor, with_trailing and lt_end or (lt_start - 1))
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ccemux.echo(("%d %d %d %q %q"):format(cursor, lt_start, lt_end, text, text:sub(cursor)))
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cursor = lt_end + 1
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return seg
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end
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function h.read(count)
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local count = count or 1
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local seg = text:sub(cursor, cursor + count - 1)
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cursor = cursor + count
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return seg:len() ~= 0 and seg or nil
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end
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function h.readAll() local seg = text:sub(cursor) cursor = text:len() return seg:len() ~= 0 and seg or nil end
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return h
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end
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return table.concat(out)
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end
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-- PS#44BE67B6: ipairs somehow causing issues on CraftOS-PC
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local function hexize(tbl)
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local out = {}
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for k, v in ipairs(tbl) do
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out[k] = ("%02x"):format(v)
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for k = 1, #tbl do
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out[k] = string.format("%02x", tbl[k])
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end
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return table.concat(out)
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end
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return function(...)
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local command = table.concat({...}, " ")
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add_log("command line is %q", command)
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-- Removes whitespace. I don't actually know what uses this either.
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local function strip_whitespace(text)
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if config.get "romReadOnly" ~= false then pcall(config.set, "romReadOnly", false) end -- TODO: do something COOL with this.
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end
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if not polychoron or not fs.exists "potatobios.lua" or not fs.exists "autorun.lua" then -- Polychoron not installed, so PotatOS Tau isn't.
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if not polychoron or not fs.exists "potatobios.lua" or not fs.exists "autorun.lua" then -- Polychoron not installed, so PotatOS isn't.
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add_log "running installation"
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install(true)
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process.spawn(function() -- run update task in kindofbackground process
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if math.random(1, 100) == 5 then
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real_error("vm:error: java.lang.IllegalStateException: Resuming from unknown instruction", 0)
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else
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local a = ...
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if ccemux then
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pcall(function() ccemux.echo("error: " .. textutils.serialise(a) .. "\n" .. debug.traceback()) end)
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end
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real_error(...)
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end
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end
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end
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-- Simple HTTP.get wrapper
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function fetch(u)
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local h,e = http.get(u)
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function fetch(u, ...)
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if not http then error "No HTTP access" end
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local h,e = http.get(u, ...)
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if not h then error(("could not fetch %s (%s)"):format(tostring(u), tostring(e))) end
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local c = h.readAll()
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h.close()
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MyJSON broke *too* somehow (I have really bad luck with these things!) so move from https://api.myjson.com/bins/150r92 to "JSONBin".
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Fix for PS#8C4CB942
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local bin_URL = "https://jsonbase.com/potatOS/superglobals"
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local bin_URL = "https://r.osmarks.net/superglobals/"
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local bin = {}
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local localbin = {}
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function bin.dump()
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local fetch_result = {}
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parallel.waitForAny(function()
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fetch_result = json.decode(fetch(bin_URL))
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end, function()
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sleep(30)
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print "WARNING: superglobals retrieval timed out. Reporting incident."
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report_incident("superglobals fetch timed out", {"perf"}, { extra_meta = { fetch_url = bin_URL } })
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end)
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local temp = {}
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for k, v in pairs(fetch_result) do temp[k] = v end
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for k, v in pairs(localbin) do temp[k] = v end
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return temp
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end
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function bin.get(k)
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potatOS.add_log("asked to fetch %s", k)
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return localbin[k] or bin.dump()[k]
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if localbin[k] then
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return localbin[k]
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local ok, err = pcall(function()
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local r = fetch(bin_URL .. textutils.urlEncode(tostring(k)), nil, true)
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local ok, err = pcall(json.decode, r)
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if not ok then return r end
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return err
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end)
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if not ok then potatOS.add_log("superglobals fetch failed %s", tostring(err)) return nil end
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return err
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end
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end
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function bin.set(k, v)
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url = "https://jsonbase.com/potatOS/superglobals",
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headers = {
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}
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}
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local h, err = http.post(bin_URL .. textutils.urlEncode(tostring(k)), json.encode(v), nil, true)
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if not h then error(err) end
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end)
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if not ok then localbin[k] = v end
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function potatOS.fasthash(str)
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local h = 5381
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for c in str:gmatch "." do
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h = (bit.blshift(h, 5) + h) + string.byte(c)
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end
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end
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local censor_table = {
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[4565695684] = true,
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[7920790975] = true,
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[193505685] = true,
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[4569639244] = true,
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[4712668422] = true,
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[2090155621] = true,
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[4868886555] = true,
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[4569252221] = true
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}
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local function is_bad_in_some_way(text)
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for x in text:gmatch "(%w+)" do
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if censor_table[potatOS.fasthash(x)] then
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return true
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end
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end
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return false
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end
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local function timeout(fn, time)
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local res = {}
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parallel.waitForAny(function() res = {fn()} end, function() sleep(time) end)
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return table.unpack(res)
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end
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-- Connect to random text generation APIs. Not very reliable.
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-- PS#BB87FCE2: Previous API broke, swap it out
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function _G.potatOS.chuck_norris()
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local resp = fetch "http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random?exclude=[explicit]"
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local text = json.decode(resp).value.joke:gsub(""", "'")
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return text
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--local resp = fetch "http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random?exclude=[explicit]"
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while true do
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local resp = fetch("https://api.api-ninjas.com/v1/chucknorris", {["X-Api-Key"] = "E9l47mvjGpEOuhSDI24Gyg==zl5GLPuChR3FxKnR"})
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local text = json.decode(resp).joke:gsub("[\127-\255]+", "'")
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if not is_bad_in_some_way(text) and text:match ".$" == "." then return text end
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end
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end
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-- Remove paragraph tags from stuff.
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local v = "PotatOS Hypercycle"
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if potatOS.build then v = v .. " " .. potatOS.build end
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if potatOS.version then v = v .. " " .. potatOS.version() end
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local ok, err = pcall(randpick(stuff))
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local ok, err = timeout(function() return pcall(randpick(stuff)) end, 0.7)
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if ok then v = v .. "\n" .. err else
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potatOS.add_log("motd fetch failed: %s", err)
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v = v .. " [error fetching MOTD]"
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local m_type = math.type or function (n) return n % 1 == 0 and n <= maxint and n >= minint and "integer" or "float" end;
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local s_pack = string.pack or softreq("struct", "pack");
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local s_unpack = string.unpack or softreq("struct", "unpack");
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local b_rshift = softreq("bit32", "rshift") or softreq("bit", "rshift") or
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local b_rshift = softreq("bit32", "rshift") or softreq("bit", "rshift") or (bit or {}).brshift or
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dostring "return function(a,b) return a >> b end" or
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function (a, b) return m_max(0, m_floor(a / (2 ^ b))); end;
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<meta charset="utf-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<meta name="description" content="PotatOS Otiose Transformative Advanced Technology Or Something, inescapably, is the best OS for ComputerCraft and derivatives. Install now with pastebin run 7HSiHybr.">
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<title>PotatOS</title>
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<style>
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body {
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<h1>Welcome to PotatOS!</h1>
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<img src="/potatos.gif" id="im">
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<div>
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Current build: <code>5cd9f88c</code> (fix omnidisk), version 244, built 2022-02-21 20:19:48 (UTC).
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Current build: <code>4de0f8c3</code> (modern CC compatibility fixes version six.3 (finalestest v4)), version 298, built 2023-08-12 23:48:16 (UTC).
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</div>
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<p>"PotatOS" stands for "PotatOS Otiose Transformative Advanced Technology Or Something".
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<a href="https://git.osmarks.net/osmarks/potatOS">This repository</a> contains the source code for the latest version of PotatOS, "PotatOS Hypercycle".
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<li><code>potatOS.evilify()</code> - mess up 1 in 10 keypresses</li>
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<li><code>potatOS.gen_uuid() -> string</code> - generate a random UUID (20 URL-safe base64 characters)</li>
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<li><code>potatOS.get_host(disable_extended_data: bool | nil) -> table</code> - dump host identification data</li>
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<li><code>potatOS.get_location() -> number, number, number | nil</code> - get GPS location, if available. This is fetched every 60 seconds if GPS and a modem is available</li>
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<li><code>potatOS.get_location() -> number, number, number | nil</code> - get GPS location, if available. This is fetched every 60 seconds if GPS and a modem are available</li>
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<li><code>potatOS.init_screens()</code> - reset palettes to default</li>
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<li><code>potatOS.print_hi()</code> - print the text <code>hi</code></li>
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<li><code>potatOS.privileged_execute(code: string, raw_signature: string, chunk_name: string | nil, args: table | nil)</code> - execute a signed program out of the sandbox</li>
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<li><code>potatOS.register_keyboard_shortcut(keycode: number, handler: () -> nil)</code> - register a function to run when RightCtrl and the specified keycode are pressed.</li>
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<li><code>potatOS.registry.get(key: string) -> any | nil</code> - retrieve the value at the given key from the PotatOS Registry at the given key. Returns <code>nil</code> if not found.</li>
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<li><code>potatOS.registry.set(key: string, value: any)</code> - set the given key to the given value in the PotatOS Registry. Values must be serializable using PotatOS-BLODS, i.e. you cannot use types such as coroutines, functions with upvalues, or userdata.</li>
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<li><code>potatOS.report_incident(text: string, flags: table | nil, options: table | nil)</code> - Report an incident to SPUDNET-PIR. <code>flags</code> is a table of strings which can be used to search for incidents. <code>options</code> may contain the following keys: <code>disable_extended_data</code> (send less information with report), <code>code</code> (code sample to display with nice formatting in UI), and <code>extra_meta</code> (additional informatio to send).</li>
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<li><code>potatOS.report_incident(text: string, flags: table | nil, options: table | nil)</code> - Report an incident to SPUDNET-PIR. <code>flags</code> is a table of strings which can be used to search for incidents. <code>options</code> may contain the following keys: <code>disable_extended_data</code> (send less information with report), <code>code</code> (code sample to display with nice formatting in UI), and <code>extra_meta</code> (additional information to send).</li>
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||||
<li><code>potatOS.rot13(x: string) -> string</code> - rot13-encode the given value. Rot13 is a stateless, keyless, symmetric cipher.</li>
|
||||
<li><code>potatOS.tau -> string</code> - approximately 8101 digits of the mathematical constant τ (tau)</li>
|
||||
<li><code>potatOS.update()</code> - force a system update</li>
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||||
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@ -153,12 +154,19 @@ However, much of it <em>is</em> mostly consistent across versions, to the extent
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|||
<li>"[ANTIMEME EXPUNGED]"</li>
|
||||
<li>"POTATOS UNINSTALLATION REQUIRES ANSWERING HARD MATH PROBLEMS" - 3d6, 2020</li>
|
||||
<li>"Pastebin's SMART filters have detected potentially offensive or questionable content in your paste. The content you are trying to publish has been deemed potentially offensive or questionable by our filters" - Pastebin, 2020</li>
|
||||
<li>"Apparently using macro keybinds mod to automatically execute /suicide upon hearing the word "potatOS" in chat would be abused by players" - AlexDevs, 2021</li>
|
||||
<li>"PotatOS is the season for the next two years and the other two are the best things to do with the other people in the world and I have to be a good person to be a good friend to the person that is in a good way to get the new update and then I have to go to the doctor and then go to the doctor and then go to the doctor" - Autocomplete, 2020</li>
|
||||
<li>"why is there an interpret brain[REDACTED] command?"</li>
|
||||
<li>"Gollark: your garbage OS and your spread of it destroyed the mob farm." - steamport, 2020</li>
|
||||
<li>"anyways, could you kindly not install potatos on all my stuff?" - Terrariola, 2019</li>
|
||||
<li>"wHy dO HaLf oF ThEsE HaVe pOtAtOs rEmOtElY InStAlLeD?" - Terrariola, 2023</li>
|
||||
<li>"pastebin run RM13UGFa"</li>
|
||||
<li>"i don't want to see that program/OS/whatever you call it on this server ever again" - Yemmel, 2020</li>
|
||||
<li>"PotatOS is many, varied, ever-changing, and eternal. Fighting it is like fighting a many-headed monster, which, each time a neck is severed, sprouts a head even fiercer and cleverer than before. You are fighting that which is unfixed, mutating, indestructible." - someone</li>
|
||||
<li>"go use potatos or something" - SwitchCraft3 (official), 2023</li>
|
||||
<li>"a lot of backup time is spent during potatos" - Lemmmy, 2022</li>
|
||||
<li>"potatOS is as steady as a rock" - BlackDragon, 2021</li>
|
||||
<li>"PotatOS would be a nice religion" - piguman3, 2022</li>
|
||||
</ul>
|
||||
<h2>Disclaimer</h2>
|
||||
<p>We are not responsible for</p>
|
||||
|
|
@ -204,7 +212,7 @@ However, much of it <em>is</em> mostly consistent across versions, to the extent
|
|||
|
||||
<script>
|
||||
const im = document.getElementById("im")
|
||||
const vids = ["potatos.gif", "cool-bug-facts.webm", "clock-helvetica.webm", "banana.webm"].filter(x => !x.endsWith(".gif"))
|
||||
const vids = ["banana.webm", "clock-helvetica.webm", "cool-bug-facts.webm", "potatos.gif"].filter(x => !x.endsWith(".gif"))
|
||||
if (Math.random() < 0.02) {
|
||||
const v = document.createElement("video")
|
||||
v.src = vids[Math.floor(Math.random() * vids.length)]
|
||||
|
|
@ -213,4 +221,5 @@ if (Math.random() < 0.02) {
|
|||
v.autoplay = true
|
||||
im.replaceWith(v)
|
||||
}
|
||||
Array.from(document.querySelectorAll("script")).forEach(x => x.parentElement.removeChild(x))
|
||||
</script>
|
||||
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