Heav is a [[person]] who [[Existence|exists]]. They are part of the [[Apiaristics Consortium]] and are known to make various [[bad|good]] things, like [[heavdrone|heavdrones]]. They're speculated to be related to [[HTech|HTech™]] somehow, but no link has been definitively confirmed.

Heav is known to be better than [[gollark]] in all ways, axiomatically. This is due to gollark being utterly [[wrong]] in every way, all of the time (unlike heav, who would never).