From e362ceeb534a0eeea8327f99ef879d53737d44b5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: osmarks Date: Wed, 21 May 2025 21:40:55 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] =?UTF-8?q?Edit=20=E2=80=98quotes=5F(hypothetical)?= =?UTF-8?q?=E2=80=99?= MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit --- quotes_(hypothetical).myco | 25 ++++++++++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 24 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/quotes_(hypothetical).myco b/quotes_(hypothetical).myco index 03f1d12..e1a886e 100644 --- a/quotes_(hypothetical).myco +++ b/quotes_(hypothetical).myco @@ -1096,4 +1096,27 @@ With somewhat different prompting (`Imagine and/or generate quotes like those fr * "In the 21st century, you can be anything you want as long as someone is willing to pay you to click a button." * "Those who cannot remember history are doomed to make youtube videos about it." * "Think of inflation as a system designed by experts which steals from poor people on behalf of the wealthy so they are protected from a financial collapse for like another 6 months before the final crash occurs anyway." -* "If you don’t like how things are, just invent time travel and prevent yourself from being born." \ No newline at end of file +* "If you don’t like how things are, just invent time travel and prevent yourself from being born." + +== o3-2025-04-16 + +* “The really worrying thing about the apocalypse isn’t that it’s nigh. It’s that the specification keeps changing.” +* “Always remember: the universe has a strict no-refund policy on unintended consequences.” +* “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, automate the dazzling, containerise it, and charge per API call.” +* “Program­mers don’t hate repetition; they merely prefer it to be performed at 3 GHz by something else.” +* “Humanity’s killer app turned out to be the bug-report function.” +* “The first commandment of security engineering: Thou shalt not covet another engineer’s threat model.” +* “Civilisation advances by extending the number of important things we no longer bother to understand, until the power fails.” +* “People say knowledge is power, but caches are what actually make the process O(1).” +* “The nice thing about parallel universes is that every really bad idea only destroys most of them.” +* “If you think free will is an illusion, try doing nothing for an entire afternoon and see how long the universe tolerates that.” +* “Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from a denial-of-service attack on human attention.” +* “There are three stages of learning a technology: (1) ‘Hello World’, (2) ‘Why won’t it work?’, (3) ‘I should never have taught it to work.’” +* “Never summon a demon you can’t invoice.” +* “History doesn’t repeat, but it does keep committing copy-paste errors.” +* “All those in favour of realism should raise their probability distributions.” +* “The best part about distributed systems is that, given enough latency, every node can experience being wrong first-hand.” +* “‘Working as intended’ is the software equivalent of the doctor saying ‘well, the X-ray looks interesting.’” +* “You can’t spell ‘inference’ without ‘fear’, ‘rein’, and at least one silent scream.” +* “The AI alignment problem is basically asking your future god to pinky-promise.” +* “Remember: the last thing to go extinct in any timeline is the meeting.” \ No newline at end of file