From cd4e21cfd036d281e7c21e7a27671d46aee46b22 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: osmarks Date: Sun, 16 Jun 2024 13:47:09 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] =?UTF-8?q?Create=20=E2=80=98gmrs=E2=80=99?= MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit --- gmrs.myco | 5 +++++ 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+) create mode 100644 gmrs.myco diff --git a/gmrs.myco b/gmrs.myco new file mode 100644 index 0000000..424f61c --- /dev/null +++ b/gmrs.myco @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ += God Murder/Resurrection System + +Following [[Incident T80]] and the consequent loss of the [[Apiaristics Division]], it was deemed necessary by GTech™ Oversight to replace the [[God-controlling trapdoor system]] hosted there. After an analysis of historical GCTS data, it was retroactively discovered that God had in fact died in 1996, but also that God had "never been more alive". [[Pataphysical analysis]] teams determined that GTech™ would construct a system to rapidly kill and resurrect God in the past, so GTech™ did. It is known as the God/Murder Resurrection System, formerly codenamed PROSAIC TELLURIUM. + +The GMRS services all previous GCTS functions in addition to several new ones. It has been extensively upgraded since it came into service, and the current GMRS uses massive parallelism and mesochronous clocking to achieve a peak God murder/resurrection rate of 1.3PHz. For most workloads, substantially lower GMR rates are used, however. \ No newline at end of file