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 * The claim you just made is contradicted by decades of research which you ignored because it does not feel good.
 * Your statement is an incoherent jumble of vaguely associated technical terms which does not actually parse into a claim.
+* The claim you just made is inconsistent with my reading of an obscure paper I happened to see.
 * You made a minor grammar error and are thus scheduled for obliteration.
 * [[gwern]] once offhandedly claimed the opposite.
+* The claim you just made is contradicted by thinking about it for five seconds and basic domain knowledge.
 * You uncritically repeated a piece of technical marketing which makes impossible or wildly implausible claims.
 * You are trying to solve the wrong problem using the wrong methods based on a wrong model of the world derived from poor thinking and unfortunately all of your mistakes have failed to cancel out.
 * A brief Fermi estimate shows that your answer is most likely off by several orders of magnitude.
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