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* "why would I waste time on nerd things when I could spend it on extracting surplus value" * "why would I waste time on nerd things when I could spend it on extracting surplus value"
* "After a lot of closing evidence from physicists, the case was dismissed on the grounds that, even if there had been a crime, it had not been committed in this universe." * "After a lot of closing evidence from physicists, the case was dismissed on the grounds that, even if there had been a crime, it had not been committed in this universe."
* "If something is permitted by the laws of physics, then the only thing that can prevent it from being technologically possible is not knowing how." * "If something is permitted by the laws of physics, then the only thing that can prevent it from being technologically possible is not knowing how."
* "Am I scared of microplastics? I dont know. Does the archer fear his bow? Or does he kiss each arrow goodbye as it marries the wind"
* "how is it that babies are born with the innate knowledge of how to crash a car? it can't be evolutionary because cars are too recent. yet without fail, all newborn babies I put at the wheel successfully crash the vehicle in seconds"
* "That's not the kindly sun rising behind the hill. It's the Flame Warrior stalking grimly hither in blazing array"
* "Why are the left so opposed to inventing a magical katana which would bestow peace upon the realm?"
* "Your blade may have slipped past my guard, but only because I was expecting a far more clever and skillful maneuver. I was looking for a masterstroke of swordplay. A radiant flurry of polished steel. It left me completely unprepared for your amateurish lunge."