From 54f65750c06c1f62e34a0ea036eb9a10e1ca56fd Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: osmarks Date: Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:08:14 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] =?UTF-8?q?Edit=20=E2=80=98quotes=5F(hypothetical)?= =?UTF-8?q?=E2=80=99?= MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit --- quotes_(hypothetical).myco | 30 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 30 insertions(+) diff --git a/quotes_(hypothetical).myco b/quotes_(hypothetical).myco index fd384b5..5a34ce4 100644 --- a/quotes_(hypothetical).myco +++ b/quotes_(hypothetical).myco @@ -479,3 +479,33 @@ Via prompting [[LLaMA-3.1-405B base]] with [[Quotes]], here are some new quotes * "Unfortunately, our product roadmap is blocked on Godot's arrival." * "My fear of commitment extends even into version control history." * "We're fairly confident this theory generalizes—at least until encountering literally any corner case." +* "I'm not reinventing the wheel; I'm creating a decentralized, trustless, token-incentivized angular momentum redistributor." +* "I capitalize random words because I am afraid otherwise God or the compiler won't pay enough Attention." +* "Engineering is the art of turning software problems into vicious interpersonal conflicts." +* "My code isn't spaghetti, it's a carefully arranged bowl of artisanal fusion ramen." +* "We solve hard problems by decomposing them into easier problems we can confidently misunderstand." +* "You wouldn't download a brain, but that's simply because neuroscience is behind schedule." +* "Rationality is merely a fancy term for a refusal to accept conclusions that haven't been peer-reviewed by my Discord group." +* "Optimization is pointless without wisdom. Wisdom is pointless without metrics. Metrics are pointless without optimization." +* "Given enough coffee and a predictive autocomplete, I could fake expertise in almost any field." +* "I became a programmer because every other career path involved consistently arriving at a single correct answer." +* "The ten thousandth hour of mastery is mainly learning how to skillfully outsource the work to AIs and interns." +* "If you're trying to solve NP-complete problems with polynomial-time algorithms, just don't let the reviewers see the runtime analysis." +* "My therapist thinks I'm letting sunk-cost fallacy guide my life choices, but I paid too much for my therapist to stop now." +* "perfect design has no moving parts, no points of failure, and ideally, no users." +* "Tech debt is spiritual interest accumulated from borrowed hubris." +* "Humans aren't bad at math because we're lazy; we're bad at math because evolution optimized for hunter-gatherer social dynamics rather than algebra." +* "Learning to ignore signal is faster than learning to deal with noise." +* "My ideal tutoring service would just whisper cool facts into your ears at regular intervals and never test you about them." +* "Choose a job you love, and you will never work a day in your life. Choose a ferociously niche obsession, and no one else will compete with you for employment ever again." +* "Future historians will debate whether this moment was pivotal or just very well-designed clickbait." +* "Highly intellectual people arguing vehemently about fictional trolley problems is just nature's way of sandbox-testing morality APIs." +* "I have seen the future, and it mostly consists of people accusing other people of cargo-culting their own cargo-cult science." +* "Heuristics exist because the right answer is alienating and boring." +* "You claim this is unreplicable; I claim it is perfectly replicable once you adjust for feelings." +* "The history of programming languages is that humans repeatedly see a lightning-shaped mistake in the landscape, shrug, and build on top of it." +* "I don't believe in free will, but I absolutely believe in optimizing whatever illusory chain of cause-and-effect currently has me convinced I exist." +* "The future is when somebody turns culture war memes into infrastructure decisions no one can reverse." +* "Divinity isn't necessary, just extremely convenient shorthand for things outside your model of reality." +* "It was never about being right. It was about distributing blame for being wrong in maximally interesting ways." +* "I hope that when AGI finally takes over, it kindly disregards the notes I left in my source code in moments of existential dread." \ No newline at end of file