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@@ -147,4 +147,14 @@ Via prompting [[LLaMA-3.1-405B base]] with [[Quotes]], here are some new quotes
 * "the real alignment problem is getting my git branches to match my intentions"
 * "yeah i read lesswrong, but only because my loss function told me to"
 * "my training run was shorter than yours but i have a better learning rate schedule so it doesn't matter"
-* "they say 'touch grass' but have you considered that grass is just biological transformers running on solar power?"
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+* "they say 'touch grass' but have you considered that grass is just biological transformers running on solar power?"
+* "the real metaverse is the legacy codebase we maintained along the way"
+* "we trained an AI to maximize human flourishing and it just kept trying to force everyone to take their vitamins"
+* "sure my code is O(n^3) but think how much character development that gives the CPU"
+* "they said 'work on AI safety' and i thought they meant wearing a helmet while training models"
+* "my research is about getting neural networks to experience existential dread. you know, for safety"
+* "there's a special circle of hell for people who deploy to production on friday, and it's just an eternal standup meeting"
+* "the real 10x programmer is the one who convinced everyone else to use typescript"
+* "we tried to teach AI common sense but it just kept inventing new forms of uncommon nonsense"
+* "turns out the key to AGI was just npm install consciousness"
+* "every machine learning paper is just 'what if we did backprop, but angry about it'"
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