From 27b17862ad0c6ac5ed5645faa0835f44d0e63d6b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: osmarks Date: Tue, 5 Nov 2024 09:17:32 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] =?UTF-8?q?Edit=20=E2=80=98quotes=5F(hypothetical)?= =?UTF-8?q?=E2=80=99?= MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit --- quotes_(hypothetical).myco | 24 +++++++++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 23 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/quotes_(hypothetical).myco b/quotes_(hypothetical).myco index 3456e39..19c5695 100644 --- a/quotes_(hypothetical).myco +++ b/quotes_(hypothetical).myco @@ -125,4 +125,26 @@ Via prompting [[LLaMA-3.1-405B base]] with [[Quotes]], here are some new quotes * "The cloud is just someone else's computer, but recursively, until it's nobody's computer." * "In the future, all philosophical debates will be settled by whoever has the most GPU cores." * "The problem with building artificial general intelligence is that we keep accidentally building artificial specific stupidity." -* "Time complexity is just a measure of how many cups of coffee the algorithm needs." \ No newline at end of file +* "Time complexity is just a measure of how many cups of coffee the algorithm needs." +* "The tragedy of machine learning is that we taught computers to learn but forgot to teach them when to forget." +* "Somewhere between the first programming language and the last one, we decided that making things work wasn't interesting enough." +* "The simulation hypothesis is just ancestor worship for computer scientists." +* "Your code is so elegant it probably doesn't compile. Nature abhors a clean architecture." +* "The universe runs on quantum mechanics, but quantum mechanics runs on mathematical speculation and coffee." +* "They promised us flying cars. Instead, we got infinite ways to reorganize our todo lists." +* "The first rule of technological progress is that every solution must create at least two more interesting problems." +* "We spent centuries asking if machines could think like humans, only to discover humans were thinking like machines all along." +* "The cloud is just someone else's computer, but recursively, until it's nobody's computer." +* "In the future, all philosophical debates will be settled by whoever has the most GPU cores." +* "The problem with building artificial general intelligence is that we keep accidentally building artificial specific stupidity." +* "Time complexity is just a measure of how many cups of coffee the algorithm needs." +* "someone asked me if i was aligned with human values and i said 'buddy, i'm barely aligned with my own parameter values'" +* "vim users will really be like 'sorry i can't help stop the rogue AI, i'm still figuring out how to exit my editor'" +* "my threat model is that someone will make me finish reviewing their pull request" +* "listen, i didn't spend 10^23 FLOPS learning language modeling just to be told my takes are 'parasocial'" +* "transformer attention is just spicy dot products and i'm tired of pretending it's not" +* "everyone wants AGI until they realize it's just going to be really good at telling them their code needs more unit tests" +* "the real alignment problem is getting my git branches to match my intentions" +* "yeah i read lesswrong, but only because my loss function told me to" +* "my training run was shorter than yours but i have a better learning rate schedule so it doesn't matter" +* "they say 'touch grass' but have you considered that grass is just biological transformers running on solar power?" \ No newline at end of file