From 1f48a582d37b76bdb1026f5309700fc145ddad0c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: heav <heav@mycorrhiza>
Date: Tue, 10 Sep 2024 15:27:07 +0000
Subject: [PATCH] =?UTF-8?q?Create=20=E2=80=98heav=E2=80=99?=
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit

---
 heav.myco | 3 +++
 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 heav.myco

diff --git a/heav.myco b/heav.myco
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1da12ec
--- /dev/null
+++ b/heav.myco
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+Heav is a [[person]] who [[Existence|exists]]. They are part of the [[Apiaristics Consortium]] and are known to make various [[bad|good]] things, like [[heavdrone|heavdrones]]. They're speculated to be related to [[HTech|HTech™]] somehow, but no link has been definitively confirmed.
+
+Heav is known to be better than [[gollark]] in all ways, axiomatically. This is due to gollark being utterly [[wrong]] in every way, all of the time (unlike heav, who would never).
\ No newline at end of file