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 == Emergent capabilities
 
-Autogollark has emergently acquired some abilities which were not intended in their design.
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+Autogollark has emergently acquired some abilities which were not intended in the design.
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+* Petulant nonresponse - due to ratelimits in the API backend, Autogollark will under some circumstances not respond to messages, with error messages being consumed and not exposed to [[users]]. This can be interpreted by [[credulous]] users as choosing not to respond, though this is not believed to be possible (other than cases like responding with `.`, which has not been observed).
+* Memorizing links: Autogollark directly experiences past message chunks in context, giving it perfect recall of a small amount of memory. This has memorably included [[Autogollark/Closed Individualism Incident|YouTube videos]] repeated with no context.
+* {Limited self-improvement attempts: when told about this architecture, Autogollark will often complain about various limitations and propose vague ideas for improvements.
+  * Also, Autogollark has previously claimed to be working on LLM chatbots.}
+* {Inconsistent inference of own status as a language model chatbot, possibly based on seeing the name "autogollark".
+  * Autogollark will also sometimes alternately claim to be the "original" gollark, particularly when interacting with gollark.}
+* "Self-reset" from attractor states (e.g. the [[As An AI Language Model Trained By OpenAI]] basin, all caps, etc) after some time passes, because of messages having `HH:MM` timestamps.
+* For somewhat [[Waluigi Effect]]-related reasons (past context is strong evidence of capability but weak evidence of incapability), Autogollark has some knowledge [[gollark]] does not, and can speak in a much wider range of languages. 
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