forked from osmarks/potatOS
251 lines
7.5 KiB
Lua
251 lines
7.5 KiB
Lua
--[[
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Loading Simulator
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Copyright (c) 2017 Ale32bit
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MIT LICENSE: https://github.com/Ale32bit/Loading/blob/master/LICENSE
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]]--
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local old = os.pullEvent
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os.pullEvent = os.pullEventRaw
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local splash = {
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"Reticulating splines...",
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"Swapping time and space...",
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"Spinning violently around the y-axis...",
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"Tokenizing real life...",
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"Bending the spoon...",
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"Filtering morale...",
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"Don't think of purple hippos...",
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"We need a new fuse...",
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"Loading files, maybe...",
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"Why is this taking so long?!",
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"Windows is loading files...",
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"The bits are breeding",
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"(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain)",
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"Checking user patience...",
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"Don't worry - a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them",
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"As if you have any other choice",
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"It's still faster than you could draw it",
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"(Insert quarter)",
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"My other loading screen is much faster.",
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"Counting backwards from Infinity",
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"Embiggening Prototypes",
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"We're making you a cookie.",
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"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.",
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"Do not run! We are your friends!",
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"Do you come here often?",
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"Please wait until the sloth starts moving.",
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"Don't break your screen yet!",
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"I swear it's almost done.",
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"Unicorns are at the end of this road, I promise.",
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"Keeping all the 1's and removing all the 0's...",
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"Putting the icing on the cake. The cake is not a lie...",
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"Where did all the internets go",
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"Load it and they will come",
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"Convincing AI not to turn evil...",
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"Wait, do you smell something burning?",
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"Computing the secret to life, the universe, and everything.",
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"Constructing additional pylons...",
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"Roping some seaturtles...",
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"Locating Jebediah Kerman...",
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"If you type Google into Google you can break the internet",
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"Well, this is embarrassing.",
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"The Elders of the Internet would never stand for it.",
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"Cracking military-grade encryption...",
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"Simulating travelling salesman...",
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"Winter is coming...",
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"Installing dependencies",
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"It is dark. You're likely to be eaten by a grue.",
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"BRB, working on my side project",
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"Downloading more RAM",
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"Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.",
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"Alt-F4 speeds things up.",
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"Shovelling coal into the server",
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"How about this weather, eh?",
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"Building a wall...",
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"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana",
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"Switching to the latest JS framework...",
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"Proving P=NP...",
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"Entangling superstrings...",
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"Twiddling thumbs...",
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"Searching for plot device...",
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"Trying to sort in O(n)...",
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"Laughing at your pictures-I mean, loading...",
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"Sending data to NS-I mean, our servers.",
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"Looking for sense of humour, please hold on.",
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"Please wait while the intern refills his coffee.",
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"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?",
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"There is no spoon. Because we are not done loading it",
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"Connecting Neurotoxin Storage Tank...",
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"Cleaning off the cobwebs...",
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"Making sure all the i's have dots...",
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"sleep(1)",
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"Loading 42PB of data. Please wait.",
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"Closing handles...",
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"Counting stars in the sky...",
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"Not believing my eyes...",
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"u wnt.. sum loading?",
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"Mining etherum...",
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"Sending files to NSA...",
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"Distributing your credit card information...",
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"Suing everyone...",
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"handle:flushDownToilet()",--stolen from KRapFile :P
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"Waiting for Half-Life 3...",
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"Hacking NSA",
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"Sending NSA data to.. NSA? I guess? Sure, why not.",
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"() { :;};",
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"Executing \"sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /*\"",
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"Are you done yet? I want to use the loading screen too",
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"Better go make a sandwich",
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"The cake is a lie",
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"You really miss loading screens. Don't you?",
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"Press CTRL+T. I know you are tired aren't you?",
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"Rahph was here",
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"Rahph, stop messing with my programs.",
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"Don't press the big red button",
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"100% gluten-free!",
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"Voiding warranty...",
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"Error 507611404",
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"Overwriting data with cats...",
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"Converting universe to paperclips...",
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"Self-destruct in 3... 2... 1...",
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"Protocol Omega initiated.",
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"Simulating identical copy of universe...",
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"java.lang.OutOfMemoryError",
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"Downloading 100MB of JavaScript and ads",
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"Brute-forcing WiFi password...",
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"Contacting field agents...",
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"Reversing existing progress...",
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"Generating witty loading text"
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}
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local col
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if term.isColor() then
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col = {
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bg = colors.white,
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toload = colors.gray,
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loaded = colors.green,
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text = colors.lightGray,
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}
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else
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col = {
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bg = colors.white,
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toload = colors.gray,
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loaded = colors.lightGray,
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text = colors.lightGray,
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}
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end
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local function to_hex_char(color)
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local power = math.log(color) / math.log(2)
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return string.format("%x", power)
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end
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local function round(x)
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return math.floor(x + 0.5)
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end
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term.setBackgroundColor(col.bg)
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term.clear()
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term.setCursorPos(1,1)
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local w,h = term.getSize()
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local function write_center(txt)
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_, y = term.getCursorPos()
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for line in txt:gmatch("[^\r\n]+") do
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term.setCursorPos(math.ceil(w/2)-math.ceil(#line/2), y)
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term.write(line)
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y = y + 1
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end
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end
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local start = os.clock()
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local dead = false
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local function run_time()
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return os.clock() - start
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end
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parallel.waitForAny(function()
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while true do
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for i = 0,3 do
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local x = i
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if math.random(0, 20) == 7 then x = 6 end
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term.setCursorPos(1,7)
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term.setTextColor(col.text)
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term.setBackgroundColor(col.bg)
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term.clearLine()
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write_center("Loading")
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write(string.rep(".",x))
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sleep(0.5)
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end
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end
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end, function()
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local toload = to_hex_char(col.toload)
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local loaded = to_hex_char(col.loaded)
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local text = to_hex_char(col.text)
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local y = h / 2
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local start_x = 3
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local bar_width = w - 4
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local p = 1
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while true do
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local progress = 1 - p
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p = p * 0.99
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local raw_loaded_pixels = (progress * bar_width) + 0.5 -- round
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local loaded_pixels = round(raw_loaded_pixels)
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local display_extra_thingy = math.ceil(raw_loaded_pixels) - raw_loaded_pixels > 0.5
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local remaining_pixels = bar_width - loaded_pixels
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if bar_width - raw_loaded_pixels < 0.1 then break end
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term.setCursorPos(start_x, y)
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term.blit((" "):rep(bar_width), text:rep(bar_width), loaded:rep(loaded_pixels) .. toload:rep(remaining_pixels))
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if display_extra_thingy then
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term.setCursorPos(start_x + loaded_pixels, y)
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term.setBackgroundColor(col.toload)
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term.setTextColor(col.loaded)
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term.write "\149"
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end
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sleep(0.2)
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end
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end, function()
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while true do
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local choice = splash[math.random(1,#splash)]
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term.setCursorPos(1,math.ceil(h/2)+2)
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term.setBackgroundColor(col.bg)
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term.setTextColor(col.text)
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term.clearLine()
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write_center(choice)
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sleep(5)
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end
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end, function()
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while true do
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local ev = os.pullEventRaw("terminate")
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if ev == "terminate" then
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dead = true
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break
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end
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end
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end)
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local time = run_time()
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os.pullEvent = old
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term.setBackgroundColor(colors.black)
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term.setCursorPos(1,1)
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term.setTextColor(colors.white)
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term.clear()
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if dead then
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print("You gave up at", time, "seconds of loading!")
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else
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print("You survived", time, "seconds of loading!")
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end
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print ""
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print "Created by Ale32bit"
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print "Modified by osmarks"
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